As we all know, it's been a tough week for the entire country. When I woke up this morning I had no idea what was going on, but I'm all caught up now while watching and waiting for what happens next. Needless to say, a lot of what was on Twitter this week was news related, for obvious reasons. I was still able to find some funny tweets and I hope we can all appreciate some fun and humor in light of everything else that is going on.
In case you're new around here or missed out earlier, every week I round up my favorite things from Twitter land and post them for all of you along with my commentary.If you click on the Tweet This, Tweet That logo above it takes you to my Twitter page. Throughout the week I favorite tweets I think should make the recap and on Fridays I narrow it down to fifteen.. believe me it's not an easy task. Check out my favorites list on Twitter to see all of the runners up!
I am majorly excited this week because I finally did some research and found out that Twitter has all kinds of fun widgets that are available to use in blog posts. Above you'll see my timeline and below you will see the tweets I've chosen this week. The coolest part is that everything is clickable, so know you can follow my favorite Twitter accounts, retweet any of the tweets, and also reply to anyone below. Fun huh?
Let's get to the tweets..
This is exactly how I feel when I go to Starbucks at 7:00am and the baristas are way too cheery.
This Jamba Juice dude needs to cool his shit. Bartender flair is unacceptable when you are making my breakfast.
— Tiffany (@tiff_gee)
If you're a girl who's been ditched by a guy.. don't lie, you've thought this!
"He must be dead. That's the only possible reason why I never heard from him again. I actually googled him to see if he was deceased." Anon.
— Jaclyn Swartz (@JaclynSwartz)
I think we all know that Justin Bieber has truly lost it once he thinks that a major historical figure would have been a "Belieber".. a monkey and now this, what will he do next?
If Anne Frank wasn't so preoccupied with documenting her experience of being hunted down by Nazis she would've totally been a Belieber.
— Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5)
Okay so this is totally a first world problem, but ME TOO. It's seriously annoying, especially at the gym.
ear buds don't fit in my ears, I hate them
— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling)
Yep, this one trumps Jessica Simpson's wannabe super power. This one rocks.
If I could have a super power, it would be to make my hair look however I want without doing anything to it. Yes, that's a super power.
— Mason Whitley (@MasonLikeTheJar)
If there is one thing I've always said it's don't wear white sunglasses. They will make you look like a douche.. trust.
White sunglasses are always a bad idea. It is the one thing I would tell to young Chrissy. Also LEAVE YOUR EYEBROWS ALONE.
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen)
Oh Nene, she never gets old. This happens to be pretty true though! Good 'ole karma.
YOU NEVER CAN WIN WHEN U PLAY DIRTY
— NeNe Leakes (@NeNeLeakes)
They have been at this for 10 years and has either of them done anything else? Good thing you're cute Paul Walker.
Paul Walker & Vin Diesel are all, 'I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU LOVE THESE FREAKING MOVIES SO MUCH BUT THANK YOU FOR PAYING OUR RENT." -
— Go Fug Yourself (@fuggirls)
If volunteering as tribute means making out with Bradley Cooper.. you can go ahead and sign me up for the Hunger Games!
I just screamed out "I VOLUNTEER!" when I saw J law wasn't there to accept Best Kiss with Bradley Cooper.
— Brianna Marie (@bri_marie6)
Leave it to my Twitter followers to tell me what's up.. the Unfollow button is a wonderful thing.
@ I believe that is called the "Unfollow" button
— Blair's Head Band (@blairsheadband)
This has always been one of my lingering fashion questions. I DO NOT GET IT.
Why do people drape jackets over their shoulders? Don't the sleeves get lonely? Doesn't it fall off? I am missing something?
— Shanna Schneider (@ShannaSaidSo)
Okay but seriously.. he basically brain-washed Katie Holmes and lets not forget when he jumped on Oprah's couch and yet he's still making movies. Oh, Hollywood.
It's pretty weird that we all know Tom Cruise is utterly and terrifyingly insane but he's still a huge movie star
— Sam Lansky (@samlansky)
The fact that people eat something that is called "imitation".. ya that's gross and should not be allowed.
I think imitation crab meat probably shouldn't exist.
— Brooke (@BrookeM225)
Did you guys see this yet? The most deranged Sorority girl letter ever. Ya someone needs to get that girl in contact with Amanda, stat. Maybe scare her straight?
Someone needs to get that sorority girl to write Amanda Bynes an email
— Dana Weiss (@Possessionista)
Impressive or sad? You pick one. People on the Twit are almost as crazy as people on Instagram.
Some people on twitter are remarkably efficient at finding controversy in even the most mundane of tweets. It's actually quite impressive.
— Jesse Tyler Ferguson (@jessetyler)
Do you guys like the new format? I'm kind of obsessed. Have a great weekend and see you on Monday for Weekend Shenanigans!
28 comments:
UNFOLLOW BUTTON FOR THE WIN :) :)
Love getting featured again, have a great weekend Sami girl!
TOTES thought he was dead. Us girls can tend to be a little dramatic no?
LOVE me some jesse tyler ferguson. that's for damn sure. and yes - love all of what you're doing. it's embarrassing that i can literally never get enough of all things twitter.
I love Shanna's tweet. and the unfollow button :)
YES to the sorority girl writing Amanda a letter. I lurve the new format I think it is the most beautiful thing ever ever
Love the new format! The hair super power I totally wish was true! Can Paul Walker really do any wrong? That boy is too hot!!
another success, love this so much. so agree and the jamba dude and draping the jacket. what gives?!
SO I have to say I love imitation crab meat as I am allergic...it is very good.
OMG Love the Sorority letter...
LURVE the new fancypants format! And my hair is nast today, so I'm still waiting for my fairy godmother to grant me that super power. Tick tock...
i saw this really cute guy earlier this week and then i saw him put on a pair of white sunglasses...uh pass. i hate white sunglasses!
LOVE the new format!! And I kind of maybe liked that sorority letter haha. People are all like "thank God I'm a GDI" and I'm all like "no."
So many fancy twitter tricks! I'm glad you figured these things out :-)
Thanks again for the love!! Have a wonderful weekend! xoxoxo
New format is awesome :)
Also I always mean to comment on these posts and NEVER do...they are amazing, please please never ever quit doing them :)
I loooove the new widgets!!
Haha these cracked me up. Love the new format--way to go girl!!
Aww man, I love imitation crab meat.
Unfollow button! You know, like that hoochies skanky mom used on me. Creepy that she was following me to begin with. Your twat recaps are the highlight of my Friday morning!
Unfollow button! You know, like that hoochies skanky mom used on me. Creepy that she was following me to begin with. Your twat recaps are the highlight of my Friday morning!
I just read the Sorority email...holy crap. I'm stressed out just reading it and it wasn't even to me!
Thank you for reminding me that I need to start following Mindy Kaling on twitter like.. yesterday.
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Jess
Love it girl.... Also, it was a little sketch what the biebs wrote, I thought why the heck would you do that ..but i was watching a news program and they said that if you visit the anne frank house she had pictures of popular people at the time and was in to famous folks..so they said it was a good thing because now maybe justin's crazy fans will go and read about her... just letting you know.. no hatin'! ha...
signed,
an overaged biebs fan..who is scared of his current path
HAHA the jamba juice is definitely how I feel at Starbucks. The barista at the one I go to SINGS to me in the morning. Dude, it's way too early for that.
Dramatic doesn't even begin to cut it. I google everything about a guy as soon as I find out his SN, so I've definitely done that a time or few. Also, I'm loving the new format. You go girl with all your learning :)
I have had a really bad past two weeks. Everything from health probs, to work stuff, to life stress and the worst, finding out the guy I really liked has a woman. It was also just when I thought there was hope for me and him. I have been crushed ever since to say the least. BUT the reason I am telling you all of this, besides my basic girl need to vent, is that this post & these tweets made me smile and cheered me up. So, thank you. Have a good weekend, girl!
One day...
Anyways, I being able to interact with everything. I favorite two and replied to one. So neat!
Cody
catchingcodyk.blogspot.com
Yes! Love that! I'll have to check those widgets out!
So, is it sad that I don't have twitter but look forward to coming here to read yours recaps? Seems a little backwards..nonetheless I'll just keep coming here instead of getting my own for now :-)
Adrienne