Hi Love Muffins!
In case you're new around here or missed out earlier, every week I round up my favorite things from Twitter land and post them for all of you along with my commentary.

If you click on the Tweet This, Tweet That logo above it takes you to my Twitter page. Throughout the week I favorite tweets I think should make the recap and on Fridays I narrow it down to fifteen.. believe me it's not an easy task. Check out my favorites list on Twitter to see all of the runners up!


Tweet this, Tweet that is now interactive so you can see my timeline above and can Reply, Favorite, or Retweet any of the tweets below. One of my goals is for people to have fun with it, and to find new accounts to follow so that your Twitter timelines can be as much fun as mine!

Time for the tweets..

Because having a boyfriend is just like having a dog. Needy, whiny, can't take care of themselves.

what if i got a boyfriendi wouldnt know what to dowhat do they eathow often do they have to be walked
— Common White Girl (@CommonWhiteGirI)

Exactly how I feel everytime I go into H&M or Forever21. So many clothes, so little arm space.

My arm is now shaky and weak from holding too many clothes on one arm while shopping.
— Jaclyn Swartz (@JaclynSwartz)

I actually think that my new life motto is going to be WWLCD.. What Would Lauren Conrad Do? Minus that one time she didn't go to Paris to live with Jason instead. Ew.

"I can't pull a Lauren Conrad and not go to Paris," - my friend agonizing about a seriously incredible job opportunity.
— Andrea Lavinthal (@andilavs)

Okay so is he saying that as long as a guy can act like a drunken fool.. a woman can online shop like a crazy person? What about online shopping while drunk?

A woman's online shopping is a man's blackout drunk: a dangerous vortex where inexcusable things become almost--but not quite--excusable.
— Wilson Bethel (@WilsonBethel)

I completely agree. You had to listen to all the details of their courtship.. why not the demise too? It's only fair.

I think that if you are invited and attend a wedding for someone, you should also be privy to exactly why they divorced.
— Sarah [life of love] (@lovelovelovesar)

Damnit Jessica, why do you have to keep saying things that make me like you? If JB skips cardio because of a good hair day then I can to. It's science.

Not sure if having a good hair day is an excuse to not do cardio today but I'm gonna give it a shot.
— Jessica Biel (@JessicaBiel)

My standard work day.. Try to do something productive, check a blog comment, read Twitter, scroll through Instagram. Oh wait I have to finish that spreadsheet. Le sigh.

I couldn't focus on a dang thing right now even if someone paid me. Oh. Wait. They are.
— Tiffany (@tiff_gee)

This is just bitch gold right here! Was that guy Jack rude to you? Oh okay well next time you see him I think his name is gonna be Jake instead. Boom insulted.

Pro tip: Show your disinterest in people by pretending like you don't remember their name
— Sam Lansky (@samlansky)

Sometime I just want to reach through Twitter and give Masonface a big hug. Chocolate= a vegetable now in case you were wondering!

@ chocolate is made of cocoa. Cocoa is beans. Beans are vegetables. Therefore, chocolate is a vegetable. Boom. Lawyered.
— Mason Whitley (@MasonLikeTheJar)

I had completely forgotten about this little fact. Oh how the mighty child star has fallen!

as crazy as I think Amanda Bynes is these days...I am reminded that she's made out with Channing Tatum. you win this round, Amanda.
— Beth(@sweetbef)

This is so one of my biggest pet peeves ever. It's Barneys and Nordstrom. Not hard.

You're saying a purple dinosaur doesn't own the luxury retail store?! RT @: there's no apostrophe in @
— Jenna Blackwell (@MissJennaB)

This is quite literally my life now. It's like I'm a single mother with two bratty children. Can you put dogs in time-out?

If I had a dollar for every time I told my dogs I was going to sell them on Craigslist I'd be able to hire them a nanny.
— Whitney Ellen (@WhitneyEllen)

I happen to think this is one of Apple's little jokes. They had to set auto-correct up to stay as ducking just to piss people off who are really trying to type a different word. I'm on to you, Apple.

Yes autocorrect, I meant to write "ducking."
— Hillary Kerr (@hillarykerr)

And now I'm just picturing a flight to Kentucky where everyone on the plane is wearing a giant hat. How fabulous!

I hope my airline makes everyone wear their giant hats because they can't stuff them in the compartment
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen)

So I'm just sitting here searching for one last tweet of the week and low and behold Staci saves the day with this fabulous Gchat. She just pops up out of nowhere, no Hi or Good Morning. Just this..


And that is why I love her.

Now for my JOTD.. Jam of the day, duh!




Why yes I am a teeny bopper at heart. Not really but I love this song and I love listening to it while I'm working out. Selener, stay away from that Justin Bieber character. He's bad news bears!

Have a great weekend and see you on Monday for Weekend Shenanigans!