This week has been pretty darn good, there's not much I can complain about
If you click on the Tweet This, Tweet That logo above it takes you to my Twitter page. Throughout the week I favorite tweets I think should make the recap and on Fridays I narrow it down to fifteen.. believe me it's not an easy task. Check out my favorites list on Twitter to see all of the runners up!
Tweet this, Tweet that is now interactive so you can see my timeline above and can Reply, Favorite, or Retweet any of the tweets below. One of my goals is for people to have fun with it, and to find new accounts to follow so that your Twitter timelines can be as much fun as mine!
Time for the tweets..
And now I want to give my 5-year old cousin some Pop Rocks next time I see her.. can you imagine the look on her face when she first eats them? Classic. I'll report back on Monday.
If you really want to be a kid's hero, you should be the first person to introduce them to pop rocks.
— Dana Weiss (@Possessionista)
If Staci wants to make happen when you're drunk and rowdy, then I get to make happen every time someone pisses me off. God, we are so fetch!
Can we turn Reese's arrest into a verb? Like I'm gonna get Reesed this weekend? ....no? Fine.
— Staci (@StaciHC)
I'd say the chances are about the same as the chances of me having Ryan Gosling write me a bunch of letters and later make out with me in the rain. Ugh movies.. giving unrealistic life goals since the 1900's.
What are the chances if I rented an escort that he would show up looking like Dermot Mulroney and later become my husband?
— Jaclyn Swartz (@JaclynSwartz)
I would say.. "Friend, remember the rapper Eve? See how that turned out for her? No, just no." Hopefully she's not offended.
What do you say to a friend who is ecstatic about her new cleavage tattoo?
— BoldButterBaby (@BoldButterBaby)
Oh so what you're saying is that guys never actually grow up? That's new to me! Except not really at all.
Hey gals! Something I learned today: if a guy talks bad about you, it's bc you probably dissed him once & he knows he can't date you.
— Courtney Kerr (@thecourtneykerr)
There is nothing I love more than a model who doesn't pretend that she enjoys juice cleanses and eating lettuce. All hail Chrissy Teigen, le duh!
food tip: you can tell if food is healthy when it's disgusting!
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen)
Oh but
Must. Not. Make. Boner. Joke. RT @: If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it...
— Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5)
I completely agree. Except that this is an everyday thing.. unless of course I have Happy Hour plans. Then my coworkers think they got a new employee! Who's that girl with makeup on?
My Monday mornings consist of me trying to decide how LITTLE I can do to myself and still look presentable for work.
— Brittany Pillard (@brittanypillard)
Every year. I keep telling them they messed up my address. Hello, Anna Wintour? Sami's Shenanigans.. I should be on the list by now.
It's so weird that my Met Ball invitation got lost again.
— nicolette mason (@nicolettemason)
My thought process.. 0 calorie donuts? What where? Oh wait. Damnit.
donuts are 0 calories if you only eat the middle
— Jack Wolfe III (@wolfeisjack)
Hands down best tweet all week long. Nailed it Robin Williams, nailed it.
I think I wore it better!
— Robin Williams (@robinwilliams)
Take a Mean Girls reference and turn it into a deep thought? Genius. No wonder The Bloggess is like the most famous blogger ever.
You cannot touch the hearts of the Regina George's of the Internets.Nor would you want to.
— TheBloggess (@TheBloggess)
Yes this. Unfollowing me on Twitter is like telling my you don't like my puppy.. but he's SO cute. Rude.
Getting unfollowed is a lot like a breakup: I know from experience that it'll sting, but I'm always surprised by just how personal it feels
— Sam Lansky (@samlansky)
Helene is my soul sister. I mean really? Perfect hair day yesterday? Oh guess it better rain. Not cool Mother Nature, not cool at all!
This weather and my hair are not getting along.
— Helene (@heleneinbetween)
She also got to date Leonardo DiCaprio before she married Tom Brady. I mean.. that's just too much good for one person to be allowed. Isn't there like a limit?
Gisele's baby is like, an hour old and she has a six pack again. Neat.
— Jenna Blackwell (@MissJennaB)
Guys. Don't forget, you can ALWAYS nominate tweets to be featured. Even your own! I'm all ears.
Time for a song to get you in the mood to dance! Why? Because it's Friday..
This has been my favorite song to workout to this week! I mean who doesn't want their goodies to be looking good?
Have a great weekend and see you on Monday for Weekend Shenanigans!
26 comments:
The closest I'll get to ever making on the twit recap ;) That Robin Williams tweet is HI-larious and I cannot believe I'm not following him.
Very funny as usual!
I'm going to start only eating the center of donuts. That sounds like a good plan. ;)
XO
Samm
www.dysfunctionaleverafter.com
HAAHAHAHAHA omg all of these were just so damn good. the robin williams one, the donut, me , i could go on. I LOVE YOU
Yayyyy. And now I want a donut. ALSO, I haven't forgot about nominating. I would like to nominate myself. For everything I tweet. That hot dog twit today? RIVETING
I'M FAMOUS!
And this girl is having a 'reveal party' for the tattoos.
I can't make even make this up.
The robin Williams tweet made my life!! Mrs doubtfire looked Super hot in her floral goodness!!
Have a wonderful weekend with your family!!
Ah snaps my goodies! Gonna be stuck in my head all day!
Have we ever seen Gisele & Tom's baby? I forgot. I forget about them.
HAPPY FRIDAY!! xoxo
Love it as always! Have a great weekend!
YES MY GOODIES NOT MY GOODIES!
fantastic. dance party at my desk.
Hey Sami, Grams is only 80. Good thing she doesn't read this blog!
Might have to try the pop rocks experiment on my nieces in a few weeks when I see them...hehe!! :)
Oh how I hate that movies make me believe in their lies/fairytales...on that note I'm off to swoon over Leo in Gatsby (sigh).
Have a great weekend Sami girl!
Hahahahaha, great tweets this week!! Made me laugh here at my desk ;-D
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand Petey Pablo??! My best friend and I were laughing about our times with The Pablo back in like... 2001 or 2002. She tried to "raise up" her shirt (AKA: take it off) and spin it like a helicopter out at a bar/club one night but I wouldn't let her. Geez. Alllllways lookin' out for my friends is what I do ;-)
I love the Robins Williams one! Mondays are all about messy hair and little to no makeup. Just can't make myself do my hair on Mondays! :(
Love the Robin Williams quote! Ha! :)
I LITERALLY just laughed out loud at Robin Williams' tweet. Perfect.
This post just made my day. And not 1 but 2 K. Kardashian disses on twitter... ZING!
xo, Yi-chia
Always Maylee
Might be the best week in tweets ever!!! The get Reesed and Amanda Bynes tweets KILLED me!! And did Robin Williams really go there? Bhahahaha....and REALLY, what do you say to a friend's cleavage tat? Inquiring minds want to know!! LOL!
Seriously sitting here trying to kill the last 25 minutes of work laughing my butt off.
So funny!
Tehe I love reading your twitter recaps.
LOL it's amazing how a pending happy hour can affect fashion and beauty, isn't it? Whenever I shop I think, "hm, that's happy hour-worthy. Bought!" :)
I love Courtney Kerr, she makes me so happy!
xx
Kelly
Sparkles and Shoes
Haha this segment is one of my favorites every week. Getting #reesed, hilarious!
this is the first time I have read one of your tweet this, tweet that post's (only because I don't have a twitter account) but I love this post! I love your input on each tweet.
That tweet by Robin Williams is THEE BEST. Now I need to watch Mrs. Doubtfire.