There is just something about burning 900 calories before 6:30 am that makes you feel super accomplished, minus the fact that I got up at 4:45 am.. that part sucked. However, feeling accomplished means that I also feel like blogging today! Yay!
If you click on the Tweet This, Tweet That logo above it takes you to my Twitter page. Throughout the week I favorite tweets I think should make the recap and on Fridays I narrow it down to fifteen.. believe me it's not an easy task. Check out my favorites list on Twitter to see all of the runners up!
Tweet this, Tweet that is now interactive so you can see my timeline above and can Reply, Favorite, or Retweet any of the tweets below. One of my goals is for people to have fun with it, and to find new accounts to follow so that your Twitter timelines can be as much fun as mine!
I honestly cannot think of anything that is more perfect to start this off..
Excuse my French. pic.twitter.com/esFvtmy86O
— Kym Fox (@travel_babbles)
So this is Gavin's right hand man/guitar player and he happens to follow me on Twitter. One time, I DM'ed him to see where the band would be hanging out after their show. He did not respond. The best part is that I know that's not even close to the weirdest thing he has probably encountered.
Nothing makes me giggle quite like the bat-shit insanity of super-fans.
— Billy Norris (@billy_norris)
I mean in case anyone needs another reason why you should never use eHarmony?
hey guys...did I ever tell you about that time I tried EHarmony and one of my matches was a guy who had a Sears Portrait with his cat?
— Beth (@sweetbef)
Which proves the point that you can really use anything to deliver Nutella from jar to mouth. It's all about dedication.
I mean, so yeah, maybe I am eating Nutella with a chopstick.
— Samm (@SammanthaTweets)
THANK YOU. Does anyone watch this show? I can't even handle the commercials, I will have nightmares.
I'm obsessed w. NAKED & AFRAID, maybe because it's my 2nd worst nightmare. (1st worst = somehow ending up on a show called CLOWNS & MATH)-J
— Go Fug Yourself (@fuggirls)
Every lady likes to be pampered from time to time.. and not be expected to do anything other than sleep afterwards.
My idea of a Fantasy Suite is similar to —champagne, chocolate covered strawberries. Except replace the guys with Netflix.
— Vodka Vendettas (@VodkaVendettas)
Yes, this. I accidentally gave up coffee a few months ago and now if I even smell it I feel like a cat chasing catnip. It's weird.
I had a latte for the first time in a week and I feel like I'm an eight year old on Mountain Dew.
— Brittany Pillard (@brittanypillard)
Guys, take note. I am pretty sure this applies to about 97% of women. Just say not to Bluetooth headsets.
If you're walking down the street talking on a Bluetooth headset I'm gonna go ahead and assume you're a douchelord.
— Jay T (@OtherJuliette)
Pretty much, except I have discovered that I only have 3 years on him which means when he's 25 I will be 28 and it will be perfect. Match made in heaven.
If you haven't seen what sparked this madness, you're welcome.
OMG I'VE ALMOST GOT 10 YEARS ON NICK JONAS. You know what that means?!?! See you in 5 yrs, Nick.
— Jenna Blackwell (@MissJennaB)
Right? I mean I know it's a fictional show but can these chicks maybe not make it so easy for someone to stalk their every move?
Ahem, hey Pretty Little Liars: CLOSE YA BLINDS. LOCK YA DOORS. TURN OFF YA PHONES.
— Blair's Head Band (@blairsheadband)
I can't even. Why does she make me laugh so hard over the dumbest things? Maybe because she is perfect. OMG I LEFT HER OFF MY TOP 5. I AM THE WORST.
. have you ever done the sex with a catfishee
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen)
I have also mastered this art, however it's not very helpful when you're the only person who is packing. Just ask my parents about the several times they came to get my things expecting everything to be done. HAHA.
I have mastered the art of acting like I'm helping pack and move while actually doing very little. Just touch stuff and walk around a lot.
— Mason Whitley (@MasonLikeTheJar)
Okay this is a fun game, except I suck at it. All I got is Steven Tyler Perry.
In case I haven't tweeted this before: Anna Kendrick Lamar Odom
— ADAMDEVINE (@ADAMDEVINE)
Or any form of social media for that matter! Here's the thing though, are car temperatures even accurate? I feel like they aren't.
For up-to-the-minute weather, just log on to Facebook and check people's pictures of the temperature readout from inside their vehicles.
— Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5)
I wonder if this kid has seen Django?
"Did you know that if your penis gets cut off, you will die?" -Karl, age 7.
— Hannah MARTIN (@imhannah20)
Before I go.. I have to make sure you have an awesome song to listen to!
I'm just kind of obsessed with this song, mostly because I love Pharrel. That is all.
Last but not least.. I'm a fan of these tweets and it's Friday!
Have a great weekend and see you on Monday for Weekend Shenanigans!
17 comments:
I didn't make the list this week :( sad. But these are hilarious. I died laughing at the catfish tweet. I wonder if he responded??? I'd be curious to hear....
GAH I love making the list :) I know we both share an affinity for PLL but my goodness... it's just getting more and more unrealistic by the episode
This was a fun read, for some reason I completely missed the fact that you do these twitter recaps. Very entertaining - keep them up! I did one today too, though next time I will definitely use the app to make the tweets look nicer within the post.
The last one is hilarious!
Well I can die happy now, I've made your list twice in a row!! I'm so glad you do this, the tweets are so funny!
HOLLLAAAA. I've made the Sami Sha-na-na's list whopp whooop.
Haha I have never made your list..but my tweets were a bit cray cray this week haha I think my fav. is Beth's about the cat in the pic. too funny!
LOL! I love these lists, Sami!! So glad you round up all the best and then I feel like I'm up-to-date ;)
And seriously PLEASE come to Ohio and help me get up and early and burn lots of calories. I need your motivation!!!
I've gotten to the point that I don't even act like I'm helping pack/clean/you name it.
Also, my 70-year-old mom got Bluetooth when she got an iPhone (God help me) and I've seen her wearing that damn headset. Woman, that is only for use while driving. You look stupid.
the nick jonas tweet made me LOL! i can't believe that's him... time has been kind to him.
have a great weekend!
-kathy @ Vodka and Soda
Love that catfish one haha
Love that catfish one haha
Way to get up at 4:45 and get a workout out in. I knew you'd feel accomplished! :-)
Have a great weekend.
Lmao about the Eharmoney tweet, those fu@&$rs wouldn't even let me join when I tried a couple of years ago, hahahahaha!! (((Pathetic)))
I love Naked & Afraid. My boyfriend and I watch it every Sunday!! (Sadly, the season finale was this past Sunday.)
I love Naked & Afraid. My boyfriend and I watch it every Sunday!! (Sadly, the season finale was this past Sunday.)