I've decided that four day weeks that start on Tuesday are an optical illusion. It seems like it should make the week go by faster, when in reality the week seems that much longer. It's the worst.
I am so looking forward to the weekend and kicking off my birthday celebration at Linger in Denver. I've been waiting to go to this restaurant for months! Now lets fast forward the clock to 4:30pm.
If you click on the Tweet This, Tweet That logo above it takes you to my Twitter page. Throughout the week I favorite tweets I think should make the recap and on Fridays I narrow it down to fifteen.. believe me it's not an easy task. Check out my favorites list on Twitter to see all of the runners up!
Tweet this, Tweet that is now interactive so you can see my timeline above and can Reply, Favorite, or Retweet any of the tweets below. One of my goals is for people to have fun with it, and to find new accounts to follow so that your Twitter timelines can be as much fun as mine!
Can someone alert me to why guys can be so damn creepy? No demons need apply, okay thanks!
If you have the word "demon" in your dating profile username, I don't wanna date you based simply on that.
— Allie (@toatsblog)
Ooh this is a fun game. I think generally I give about 3 or 4 fucks, but ideally I'd like to give 2.
I give 2 fucks. To put it in perspective, Rihanna gives 0 fucks and Kate Middleton gives 5.
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen)
I mean really though, women should really support women.. and we should all make fun of guys. *sarcasm font*
I have a new term for slut-shaming, which has been feeling a little technical. How about we start referring to it as "being fucking rude"?
— Lena Dunham (@lenadunham)
If Lily and Fitz are interested in keeping the house tidy I can definitely leave them a chore list!
General keeps eating Venus' poop. I googled to see why and it said dogs do that to keep the home tidy. I wish he'd do laundry instead.
— Sarah Webb (@iamsarahwebb)
The more you know. I plan to use this term in as many normal conversations as I can!
A "clam jam" is the female version of a cock block. Just a tidbit for your Wednesday night.
— Jay T (@OtherJuliette)
Oh hey new motto, just kidding I'm not crazy at all.
Don't be offended when someone calls you crazy. They're just afraid of how fun you are.
— Jenny Mollen (@jennyandteets)
#BoomRoasted. Sorry I'm not sorry for not being a Tebow fan.
It's convenient that Tebowing is also the perfect pose to strike when begging for your job back.
— Damien Fahey (@DamienFahey)
Don't forget that the more you drink out of our plastic yard glass, the cooler you think you are!
There has not been one person in the history of people who looks cool drinking frozen daiquiris out of those tall plastic yard cups.
— Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5)
So much yes. Eggs, chicken, cardboard.. if it is healthy I will usually put salsa on it.
I use salsa as the proverbial "spoonful of sugar" to get many a healthy item down the pipe.
— dax shepard (@daxshepard1)
Hi my name is Sami, and no I am not better than that.. especially if there is alcohol involved.
When someone says, "Come on, you're better than that," I laugh and laugh because no.
— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford)
Get it together Pandora! PS. This is why I broke up with Pandora and started dating it's hot friend Spotify.
My *N Sync station keeps playing Backstreet Boys songs. Clearly, Pandora was never a 13 year old girl & doesn't know how this works
— Brittany (@Brittany_WMSB)
Dear everyone, this "rule" is not really a rule anymore. I will wear Winter white and you will like it.
to every chick on here that fancies themselves a fashion blogger: tell me not to wear white one more time & i'll fucking cut your hair off.
— shannon (@itgotweird)
I feel like I really enjoy this logic. I can smile, nod, and look pretty and he can't insult me.. I dig it.
Actual IM from friend: "My new boyfriend can't speak English, and therefore he can't break my heart"
— Sam Lansky (@samlansky)
I know Erin is going to be so mad at me for featuring this tweet but it's just SO TRUE.
If you're Instagram has a paragraph of hashtags well then count on me to be judging you.
— Two Thirds Hazel (@TwoThirdsHazel)
True story.. the phrase "I'm going to shave my head!" comes out my mouth at least 17 times a week.
If you say your hair has never annoyed you to the point of wanting to shave your head you're lying
— Common White Girl (@CommonWhiteGirI)
Time to get my dance on..
Thank you Spotify for alerting me of this new song by one of my favorite rappers because it is pretty much the jam!
Hope you all have a fabulous weekend and I'll see you back here on Monday for Weekend Shenanigans!
16 comments:
Haha so many good ones, I did not see that one Sarah did that's hilarious!
SHAZAM! i made it again.
honestly - this is how i gauge whether or not i'm having a great week and/or whether my humor is having a great week on the twit.
100% agreed on wearing white! Technically fall doesn't start until September 22nd.. so I will continue to wear whatever I want considering it's still 95 degrees here and I choose to dress for the temp outside not what the calendar says ;-)
And DITTO the instagram hashtag paragraph. In my opinion, it's people trying to collect as many followers as possible...
Happy Friday!
I'm in. Let's leave the dogs a list and see what gets accomplished. :)
Haha. Love these. Erin's is totally true. Judgements have been had!
I feel like a celebrity each time you put me on here, and I love reading funny tweets first thing Friday morning. Youda best.
I could not agree more about people being annooyyyinngggg on instagram. #enough #with #the #hashtags!
I love this! I think I give 5 fucks about this right now.
Oh my gosh! I literally told my husband like last week that my hair was annoying me so much I wanted to shave it off. First time I've ever said it or felt like it lol.
When you shave your head, will you send me your hair? BUT NEVER SHAVE YOUR HEAD.
OH my gosh. Juliette. She's hilarious. Clam jam is officially going in the memory bank. Love it.
You just HAD to go on do that didn't you.
And then I made a typo in my comment about making a typo. Lord help me...
haha love those tweets.
- Janine
http://theeoptimist.blogspot.com
Love these, such a good laugh. Thanks for sharing!
I love love love your blog!!
xo
Christina
Pieceitalltogetherx3.blogspot.com