Look who finally got her act together to post on a Friday? PS. This post was also scheduled on Thursday night! I think hell has frozen over.
If you click on the Tweet This, Tweet That logo above it takes you to my Twitter page. Throughout the week I favorite tweets I think should make the recap and on Fridays I narrow it down to fifteen.. believe me it's not an easy task. Check out my favorites list on Twitter to see all of the runners up!
Tweet this, Tweet that is now interactive so you can see my timeline above and can Reply, Favorite, or Retweet any of the tweets below. One of my goals is for people to have fun with it, and to find new accounts to follow so that your Twitter timelines can be as much fun as mine!
I figured that since I had a little hiatus for a month, that this week would be a super size edition. 20 tweets for the taking, ohhh hail yes!
Time for the tweets..
Oh you know if you want to feel bad about yourself. PS. They could also afford a lavish wedding in Italy. Insert eye roll here.
If you're feeling depressed, it's probably not gonna help knowing the Nickelback guy can afford a 14-karat diamond.
— Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5)
This is pretty much me when it comes to my Spotify recently played. Yes I just played some old school Jojo.. don't hate.
I'm really self conscious about my Netflix recently watched list.
— Sarah Webb (@iamsarahwebb)
If we took bets, how many times do you suppose I think this during the day? I'd guess somewhere in the range of 30-50. Oops.
Oh, hello! I didn't see you there. I was just — yeah, I was just looking for the last fuck I had to give, but I can't seem to find it, so
— Sam Lansky (@samlansky)
I mean I'm funny and hilarious when I'm drunk so it's really a gift to see me in that rare form. Considering I've never been approached by the cops in Denver, I guess they agree.
i feel like "drunk in public" is less of an offense & more of a hobby, but idk that's just me
— marissa a. ross (@MarissaARoss)
If there is anything family members are good for it's a good ole fashioned guilt trip!
EVERY time I see my grandma it's the same thing: "I hope I live to see you get married!" Positive thinking is soooo nice
— Jay T (@OtherJuliette)
I also get the feeling that she leaves no less than 27 voice mails if you don't answer her phone call. "Where areeeee you?"
I get the feeling Taylor Swift has never left a voicemail message shorter than 7 minutes long.
— Damien Fahey (@DamienFahey)
I completely agree with this rule. How do we get that passed?
I strongly feel that my dog should count as my 2nd passenger for the HOV lanes.
— Jessie (@PearlsAndSpurs)
I have nothing else to say except.. LOLZ.
Idk about you but I'm feeling 22 pounds overweight.
— Common White Girl (@CommonWhiteGirI)
Story of my damn life. I should also probably put more effort into my appearance at the gym, but then I think.. nah better not.
I know why I'm single. It just occurred to me when I looked in the mirror and saw just how much I don't give a damn when dressing for work
— Allie (@toatsblog)
Well is there a way to each a hot dog or banana that doesn't make you feel like a pervert? The answer to all three is no.
There's gotta be a better way to clean a cucumber that doesn't make me feel like an absolute perv.
— Whitney Ellen (@WhitneyEllen)
I'm not going to lie and say I don't think this on the regular. She's skinny, but my hair is better.
Ok fine, girl on bus standing in front of me. Your legs are a mile long and they don't touch. But my blond is better than yours.
— Jenna Blackwell (@MissJennaB)
Or just how cold the office is in general? The other day I actually considered putting on gloves because my fingers were icicles.
If you have ovaries. you're pretty much required to comment on how cold the conference room is before starting a meeting.
— Andrea Lavinthal (@andilavs)
It gets worse when you show the picture to your Mom and she tries to zoom in which in turn means she double taps the picture and likes it. COOL THANKS MOM.
That time when accidentally click like on your frenemy's Instagram even though you aren't following her... Just creeping
— Helene (@heleneinbetween)
There's still hope for me after all.. I think.
Madonna is 55 & her boyfriend is 22. Jennifer Lopez is 43 & her boyfriend is 26. Dont worry if you're not dating, they might not be born yet
— Bernadette (@whitechickkkk)
But seriously though, sweaty workout pants are actually the worst.
Pulling up soaking wet workout pants rivals pulling up a wet one piece bathing suit.
— Mallory Whitt (@MalSmilesBlog)
But do I actually have to get out of bed? I don't get it.
Workout DVDs are so stupid. I've been sitting here watching one for like 30 minutes and I'm not even sweating
— elan gale (@theyearofelan)
Yes, this. I always end up with either my eyes glued shut or the eye lashes hanging off my eyelid. Not cute.
Like surgery and plumbing, applying false eyelashes should be left to professionals.
— Dana Weiss (@Possessionista)
So since he's 4th in line for King now does that mean there will be more nudity in Las Vegas? #TeamHarry
Poor Harry. A tiny baby has more power than him. Unacceptable.
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen)
Oh memories! RIP The Hills. Now all we have is The Vineyard aka a cheap knockoff.
Remember when Heidi Montag was adorable and wasn't made of plastic?
— Mason Whitley (@MasonLikeTheJar)
But if it's Gavin DeGraw, Adam Levine, or Justin Timberlake then this doesn't apply right? Okay good.
By the way, if it's your 17th time in a day tweeting at a celebrity, check yourself.
— The Chiffon Diary (@nichollvincent)
18 comments:
I'm just going with the "someone will love me looking all hot mess express" idea. Sorry. I'd rather more sleep if I don't have to get all done up.... :)
This is my weekly pick me up. Makes Friday mornings so great. I love Allie's, Whit's, and Helene's! :)
I'm totally that person who is freezing cold ALL THE TIME.
--Laura
The hair! I have to say that in my head for pep talks all the time! No, YOU HAVE BETTER HAIR< YOU GOT THIS lol so glad i am not alone!
Of course I am clinging to a really tiny piece of this post -- JoJo is AMAZING and her newest album (you can DL for free) is AMAAAAAZING.
Hooray! It's back! And I'm pumped that Whitney's tweet was included - it was probably one of my favorite tweets of the past two weeks. I still die laughing every time!
Sara
Our husbands might not be born yet? YES! Love that one. That's my favorite.
Happy Friday, girl!
So many amazing tweets and funny people. I just followed 10 new people. Thanks!
I was really starting to panic that you weren't going to do these anymore.... but here they are!!! I fully intend on including on my resume, "longest streak on tweet this tweet that"
Helene's tweet is my biggest fear EVER. What if you did that on an ex boyfriend. I would break out in hives.
Well I can cross one life goal off my list!! Also now that my sister is having a baby it's bringing more attention to how single I am. I don't think it should be that way.
The T-Swifty commentary is my far my favorite. I imagine you saying it in a Gloria from Wedding Crashers voice. ""Where areeeee you?""
I'm sure I got a few side eyes at work for laughing so loud at this post. Thank you for that this morning. Haha!
Helene's tweet....I had a frenemy click one of my pictures, quickly unclicked, then blocked me.
Saves me some trouble. Thanks!
Bahah love Nicholl's! So fun. Looove your twitter recaps!
I love these! I am going to have to stalk your Twitter closer, now that I think I might be getting the hang of it.
Oh Prince Harry! I'm looking forward to future (fun) scandals involving him now that he doesn't need to be as on his game. LOVE him!
Hahaha that Nickelback one make me laugh!
I'm thinking you either need to a) make this a link up because it's a great idea or b) let me copy you. haha. But seriously loved those tweets!