I could not be happier to see Friday. I'm ready to relax this weekend and hope that those two days off don't fly by like they have been lately! Wishful thinking I'm sure.
If you click on the Tweet This, Tweet That logo above it takes you to my Twitter page. Throughout the week I favorite tweets I think should make the recap and on Fridays I narrow it down to fifteen.. believe me it's not an easy task. Check out my favorites list on Twitter to see all of the runners up!
Tweet this, Tweet that is now interactive so you can see my timeline above and can Reply, Favorite, or Retweet any of the tweets below. One of my goals is for people to have fun with it, and to find new accounts to follow so that your Twitter timelines can be as much fun as mine!
Can this be a real thing? Gimme all of the carbs, always!
The Very Hungry Caterpillar taught me 1 thing: that I can binge eat carbs, then take a two week nap + I'll become beautiful!
— TING (@cupofting)
I'm going to start sending this to people who abuse their hashtag privileges.
I'm sorry. You have reached your hashtag limit. Please turn in your phone and your hands
— elan gale (@theyearofelan)
It's cute because she's in California. I feel like Jack every morning in the dead of winter in Colorado. Lolz.
I am in a car with all the windows rolled down and I am freezing and I think I know how Jack Dawson felt when Rose let him go.
— Jay T (@OtherJuliette)
Yes, it absolutely is. If there's a hell.. trying on bathing suits is it.
Is it cardio if you try on a bikini and have a panic attack for 20 minutes?
— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford)
This is my life every single morning after my alarm goes off. It's a lovely way to wake up!
How many times have I tweeted "it really makes me feel like an incompetent human when I drop my phone on my face while texting in bed"?
— Two Thirds Hazel (@TwoThirdsHazel)
I feel like more things really need to have a help button. Maybe my car or my phone?
I just realized my microwave has a "help" button. Really planning on taking advantage of this going forward.
— Taylor Grace (@TheDailyTay)
If you try and say that you don't judge people based off of their bumper stickers then you are definitely a liar.
If you drive like an idiot, I will use all of your car stickers against you ("get out of here with your occidental college, kid havin ass")
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen)
You don't like something? Sorry I'm a creative genius, therefore your argument is irrelevant.
"I'm a creative genius. There's no other way to put it." This is my new sentence for commenters!
— Abby Gardner (@abbygardner)
I heard this song for the first time yesterday.. and I didn't hate it. Then I punched myself in the face.
Just when I thought Pitbull couldn't disappoint me more, he drops a song called "Timber" that doesn't have a single joke about getting wood
— Sam Lansky (@samlansky)
Am I allowed the say that I'm in a relationship with my pizza while I eat it? I mean pizza has never hurt my feelings.. except for when my pants get too tight.
True Life: All My Friends Are Very In Love And Here I Am Eating A Large Pizza Alone In My Sweatpants
— Tyler Oakley (@tyleroakley)
I completely agree. There are times when I would probably kill someone for a piece of chocolate and I refuse to believe other people aren't the same.
"I don't crave sweets" is like, the fetch thing to say on a diet. It also deserves a good punch in the face. You're lying to yourself.
— Cristina (@osucristina)
Sometimes I attend an around the world party.. and sometimes I send 20 snapchats in one night. Maybe I got carried away.. maybe not.
If there's such a thing as snapchat jail, is in it.
— Brooke (@BrookeM225)
It's kind of true. Either she's dating someone who time travels or she forgets shit. Girlfriend definitely has a "type" of movie.
Rachel McAdams has GOT to be sick of doing time travel movies.
— Jaclyn Swartz (@JaclynSwartz)
And now I need to watch Wedding Crashers immediately. "I'll finddddd you!"
Make me a bicycle, clown.
— Whitney Ellen (@WhitneyEllen)
SO MUCH THIS. One baby picture a week is plenty, believe me.
Instagram users: you get throwback Thursday OR flashback Friday. You don't get both.
— Sarah Webb (@iamsarahwebb)
I started playing my Back That Azz Up playlist on Spotify the second I sat down at my desk this morning at 7:30am. It's just one of those Fridays.
There is really nothing better than this classic, is there?
That's all I got! Have a great weekend, and see you on Monday for Weekend Shenanigans!
6 comments:
I'm pretty sure I just went through and favorited every single tweet. Love them!
TAYLORS!!! SNORTED at Taylors haha!!
haha yes taylors and sarahs and juliettes... and the first one...!
Hahah love these! How do you ever narrow it down!? ;)
This whole thing just makes my week and I wish more people would comment and tell you that!!!
Haha love this! I need to spend more time on Twitter!