I successfully posted five blog posts this week, it's a friggin' miracle. Also, I'm going to the State Fair tomorrow so I'm pretty excited about that. I hope I get to eat something that should never have been fried, or at least a corn dog. To be completely honest, I think corn dogs are the world's most perfect food. Besides pizza and macaroni and cheese and ice cream. Anyways, I hope you all have exciting plans this weekend too!
If you click on the Tweet This, Tweet That logo above it takes you to my Twitter page. Throughout the week I favorite tweets I think should make the recap and on Fridays I narrow it down to fifteen.. believe me it's not an easy task. Check out my favorites list on Twitter to see all of the runners up!
Tweet this, Tweet that is now interactive so you can see my timeline above and can Reply, Favorite, or Retweet any of the tweets below. One of my goals is for people to have fun with it, and to find new accounts to follow so that your Twitter timelines can be as much fun as mine!
No time for my
"This Lean Cuisine Looks Nothing Like the Picture, But I'm Starving: An Autobiography"
— kelsey (@kelseymh)
Checking luggage is like how I imagine childbirth to be. You do it, it sucks, takes forever to come out, you forget, you do it again.
— olivia wilde (@oliviawilde)
Pretty sure I use the side eye emoji more than any other. Except the salsa girl. That chick's my main bitch.
— Mason Whitley (@MasonLikeTheJar)
One of my biggest fears is becoming one of those people who open a box of cookies in the supermarket and eat while they shop.
— Andrea Lavinthal (@andilavs)
My life is just like Breaking Bad... minus the meth, the sidekick, the murderous rampages, and even a basic understanding of chemistry...
— Wilson Bethel (@WilsonBethel)
It'd just be easier if guys admitted their flaws on a first date: "Hi, I'm (blank). I'm lazy, selfish & have commitment issues."
— MTV's Girl Code (@GirlCode)
I finally have my very own gif!!! Rainbow waterfall splash-down in action. http://t.co/lFvNJw34a7
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen)
After seeing Ashton Kutcher portray Steve Jobs, Bill Gates is probably scared shitless he'll be played by Jaden Smith in his biopic.
— Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5)
Ultimate euphoria: waking up and realizing you DIDN'T send that text.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47)
Woah there fortune cookie, take it down a notch. pic.twitter.com/ZTqFOur0lT
— Tami Marie (@tamimarie87)
Oh. Yeah, no. I don't enter coffee on myfitnesspal. I also don't enter alcohol, chips, lettuce, or any food I eat.
— Jenna Blackwell (@MissJennaB)
VMA predictions: Bruno Mars, Justin Timberlake and Robin Thicke will stand awkwardly at a urinal comparing notes on seducing your girl-parts
— Sam Lansky (@samlansky)
When I see a girl under 25 texting, I think, "So nice she's taking a break from photographing her face."
— Damien Fahey (@DamienFahey)
I swear, some people think its boobstagram and titter.
— Jay T (@OtherJuliette)
Being early to seat on the plane means spending 20 minutes alternating between thinking please-sit-next-to-me and PLEASE-KEEP-WALKING.
— Tyler Oakley (@tyleroakley)
I just discovered this song a few days ago and I think I've listened to it like 15 times. It's just really good. That's all.
Have a great weekend and see you on Monday for Weekend Shenanigans!
14 comments:
I LOVE that you do this but I am missing your comments. Oh well, I guess I can't have everything. And I'll forgive you since, you know, I'll SEE YOU IN EIGHT DAYS.
this is just greatness. my fave is the VMA one. yes.
LOL all these tweets are spot on. Especially that last one.
Jenna's tweet = my life.
Thank you for making me Friday with these awesome Twitter recaps. Have a good one lady!
~Krista
www.kristiesbluejeans.blogspot.com
My husband is obsessed with that song! And before my best friend seriously used Instagram she took selfies of her boobs and hastagged titstagram...ahh the god old days! Happy Friday lady!
Love this song! Olivia Wilde is hilarious! I have a serious girl crush on her!
Thank you for the Friday laughs! That's all.
Love the girl code one!
love these posts! but you just gave me a minor heart attack wondering if I've ever eaten in the grocery store and the answer was no, it was a target :p
Baggage claim...so friggin true!!!
ohmeeegosh, that song!! I'm a little in love with it, still a little shocked by it! nice. And I'm loving the lean cuisine tweet and the stop photographing your face joke!
I'm DYING. Boobstagram? Tone it down a notch, fortune cookie? Priceless! Although, I totally eat cookies at the store. I'm not going to feel bad about it! Haha
juliette just slayed it.
one of my favorite twits of all time.