Hey girl hey! 

I know you are all dying for Tweets of the Week to be back (or you don't care at all), but I am off to Glenwood Springs, CO to go white water rafting and try not to die. I've asked my gorgeous and newly engaged bloggy BFF, Maxine to fill in for me. She's blonde, pretty, funny, and on TV so I just know you're going to love her. Plus, you'll put a face to a name when I'm instagramming out the wazoo while I'm in Dallas next weekend.

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Hi pretties!!

I've always wanted to say that but I can't quite say it as well as miss shenanigans, so here I am.. finally using it on her blog today. I'm excited to be in shenanny land where girls are walking around with long pretty locks and there's a Gavin Degraw proposing to them on every corner. Oh, that's not how you picture this blog? Do you even picture blogs? What's blogland without picturing their blogs in real life? Ok too many questions for Friday. Allow me to introduce myself, I'm Maxine I write over at MAXOUT...


I started blogging to write about CrossFit but that lasted about 3 days and I was over it. This blogging thing is a lot more fun when you can write about whatever you want, whenever you want. , and I also talk about my boobs from time to time (you're welcome Sami, I'm sure the word 'boob' will get you several hits today)







You're probably here for Sami's weekly Tweet this Tweet that, and I'm sorry to say that I'm just not that good at twitter to recap the best tweets of the week. The only tweet I care about is this one...


That was my first day of fame and I will forever regret cutting my hair off and dying it brown... little did I know, that hairstyle would make my favorite screenshot yet. And that twitter name, maxx_a_mill, woof. ()

My second favorite screenshot is this one...



It gets me.. every.. time. AMANDA WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?! People used to say we look alike. Something about the face shape or something...


Looking at old pictures of her makes my heart hurt. Now she's on the hot mess express and can't seem to get off. Sami wrote her a letter one time and I secretly printed it out and sent it to her 900 times hoping she would read it and get off twitter or at least get a better wig. I know a girl who can hook her up...


another one of my favorite screenshots. What do you mean no make-up? Go away. #myboysareraisedbynannies sorry Staci. And finally, this shot. This screenshot makes me laugh. Don't look at the picture... look at the comments.


q8ifawaz.... maybe try tweeting her instead? You can thank Sami for spotting that gem. You're welcome and happy Friday!!

-Max

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Don't you just love her? I knew you would.


I hope to return on Monday for Weekend Shenanigans, but with my level of clumsiness and the danger of rafting you just never know. Just in case.. I leave my blog to Helene because I know she will take great care of it. I leave my hair to Staci because she threatened to cut it off once. I leave my doggies to Alexa because she's the best fur mom around. Last but not least, I leave never ending supply of accessories to Max because I know she appreciates a good statement necklace and will make good use of them on the news.

You know you love me,
xoxo Sami